h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It occurs to me, as I'm lying there at four in the morning, that the only reason I would ever want a weiner dog is so I could name him Weiner Dog. And maybe dress him in a cape. But those are the only reasons.

I would want him so that I could say to people: have you seen my Weiner?

Have you seen my Weiner, Sister Mary?
Have you seen my Weiner, Officer?
Have you seen my Weiner, Your Hono(u)r?

I don't think I would EVER tire of that...

Wow. See? Benifits I hadn't even thought of. I may have to reconsider my fairly strong non-weinerdog stance.

At X-mas you could tie an antler to his head and he'd look just Max in the 'Grinch that Stole Christmas'

You could tie two big hunks of bread on either side of him for Halloween and he could be the 'Halloweiner'

My parents are seriously demented.....

They're demented because that's what they do to their weiner dog Max.

Or dress him up in a knitted sweater that looks like a hot dog bun, then take him to the baseball park. Pour a little mustard on him and sell him off to a hungry fan.

What an abominable idea! I think I like it.

But only because that dog is the favo(u)rite son and stands to inherit the entire X-family fortune!

All I can picture is being able to stand on my front step and hollar "WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIINNNEEEER DOOOOOG!! WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIINER DOOOOOOOOOOG!!" and have this weiner dog come running down the road in a Superman cape.

Heh heh. It's like a Homer Simpson dream.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What a perfect way to start the evening.

*points*

They're funny