h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But I'll do a jig for you.

*proceeds to do a handsome little jig*

Ooo! Jig! Jig! JIG LIKE THE WIND!!!!!

a-hem.

No-one jigs up a storm like our Krissy...

*begins to jig crazily like a complete loony*

WHOOOOPILLY FOOOOOOO!

Match THAT!

Well, if it's gonna be a competition...!

*puts on his special spring-loaded jigging pumps*

*jigs it to the left*
*jigs it to the right*
*jigs it like he means to jig his jiggin all night*

*jigs it on the table*
*jigs it on the floor*
*jigs until he jus' cain't jig it no more*

Well... at least he didn't get jiggy wit' it

Oh, but you so know he DID.

*jigs it on up*
*jigs it on down*
*jigs her sweet booty right outta' town*

It's an interesting way to get places.

*author's note: please pronounce "on" (aw-n) and "booty" as (boo-TAY).

Thank you.

HYeah, like there's some *other* was to pronunciate "booty".

what's all this talk about little boots anyway?

Little feet.

Toesies.

don't forget the little socks

*passes out from all the stoopid cuteness*

Could we possibly have some puppies in here to be cute with their teeth?

Hey, you are the one who has the Adorable feliness posted on your page.

I know. Isn't it adorable?? She's eating a duck.

If I had a nickel for every time I'd hea-

Sorry?

Oh. You said 'duck'.

Forget I mentioned it...

*forgets.. and thankfully*

Soooo......... Annnyyywaaaayyyyy, howabout them Lakers?

Around here we say "How 'bout them Cubbies?"

Only because of what happened last time anyone said "how about them Lakers."

And if you ask me what happened, it'll happen again.

*takes the bait*

OK, what happened?