h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi! This is a filler intended to make the icky and unhappy journal entries get filed.

So don't read this. Hah.

I made sure not to read this - and I didn't read a couple of other Journal entries I saw on the way over here, just for completeness. Uh, incompleteness. whatever. thing.

Why did you make me read this? Why? Why? Why? (my least favorite thing in the world happens to be filler)

*holds his hands over his ears and loudly sings lullabies*

et tu, brute

*shocked*

WHAT.. did you just call me?

come on now, he called you an ET!

I've never been an et in my life, much less two of them.

da noive

hey, you misspelled noise silly, at least you could have spelled it noize.

I misspell nothing. And I've never written "noise silly".

Oh forgive me great and all knowing goddess of English and Simpsons genitalia.

You're forgiven. Don't let it happen again!

FYI - Selma is a lesbian.

Oh, thank you, I lick the ground you walk upon, Oh Great One!

You probably shouldn't do that. I'm not sure where I've stepped lately.

Oh, but you've purified all that you have walked upon

Well, that's comforting if there's a flood. Or if I'm travelling in the Deepest Jungles of Africa. Here, everyone! Drink the water under my feet!


MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm magic foot water.

Try the dirt too, it's excellent!

*has a brainstorm*

*goes off to make mud*

Brilliant! You really are a genius, you know.

Oh, thank you for the wonderful brains, oh goddess of all that is good and light, and I'm sure sex too.

'O Goddess of All That Is Sex.' Sounds like the beginning of a reeeeeally bad pick-up line, dunnit?

you're right, it should be goddess of all that is good, light and sexy, thanks KM!