h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, in two months I have to move out of my house.

Andy is considering the marriage thing again, and while I don't want to rush him, I really wish he'd give me an answer if he knows what he wants. If we don't get married, then I won't sell all my stuff and I'll sign a year lease and prepare to go to school next fall after I get accepted and loans and all that. If we do get married, I'm going to sell all my stuff and move back with my mom until we can get everything settled and should be over in London soon.

I don't deal with ambiguity well. I'm not a patient person.

Also, Andy called me from Italy last night, which is very sweet since I didn't expect him to because he's broke, but he told me he's been very sick. He had a serious flu bug. Everything in my gut and my head tells me that I'm supposed to be there to take care of him. If we don't get married, I don't know how I'm going to survive the coming year.

Don't mind me. Going mad.

Oh, surviving is easy. I read all about how to survive. All you have to do is go mad for a while. Because there's no point driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself from going mad, so you might as well just go mad now and save your sanity for later.

Hmmm...that sounds awfully familiar.

*reaches for her rabbit bone*

*stops in horror*

I DON'T HAVE A BEARD!!!!

*wails greatly*

You've got time. Go be a lemon. I'm sure that by the time you get tired of being a lemon, you'll have a nice, thick, healthy beard going. Really.

If I were you I would deal with ambiguity by entertaining friends from outta town for the weekend.

That's what my clairvoyant said anyhoo.

Try it, you'll like it...

That's funny, I've never heard anyone call it a "clairvoyant" before.

What if you hacked into a secret satalite that looked over london in such detail you can watch Andy on the walking down the street thinking of you?

See... this is the thing about this thing that's going on, thing... I think I might need a real answer to this problem instead of the fun made-up ones that we talk about.

Of course, I haven't heard from him in 3 days, which feels like 3 years....

RAZZAFRACKIN!

How about this?

http://www.soon.org.uk/britvisa.htm

Yeah, I've seen that. Thanks, but it's just more "no". It doesn't really help.

Hrm. I'll go look again.

No, okay. It's helpful if you have someone that wants to hire you or you're Canadian or Australian or you have someone who wants to marry you or you are a student.

I, being none of those things, and descovering and getting denied visas one-by-one, have already sifted through that information over the last 5 months. They post those things to help for people who still have hope. I'm all out of that.

The site itself doesn't say no, the government does, and my brain is fried trying to deal with those bastards.

Lightly fried or extra crispy? I will keep looking, over the net and by phone. So far, the only other thing i can think is to move in with tree for a year. Australia doesn't have a population problem, i don't know about jobs. i would think you've already looked into moveing there. But i'll see what i can dig up.

Awww thanks sweetie.

I've decided that if Andy and I don't get married (he's been making confusing noises lately) then I'll just go back to school in London. I'm looking at the City College in London. It'll take probably a year to get there, but what can you do?

Thanks for the help though hon.

You've already answered this, i'm sure, but what are you going to study?

I don't mind talking about it. I'm very excited actually. I would like to be an SLT (Speech and Language Technition). I would like to eventually open my own business in my home and teach children with speach impediments or stutters to speak. Eventually I'd like to teach deaf children to speak.

I'm hoping that it'll only take 3 years or so of school to get certified and the City College in London is a great place to get my MSC.

Oooh oooh OOOOOH Krissy's gonna be Henry HIGGINS!!

YAAAAAYYYYYYYAYAYAYAYAYYYY!

Oooh ooh but before you start? Technician, doll, C-I-A-N, like the color, but spelled differently. *duck*

*runs away*

Just saying... cause it would have taken you forever to find it in the database of available majors... eeeeeEEEEE*runs away again*

*chases down KM holding a mackeral and intent on smacking her with it*

Pedant ME will you!!! HAH!

Are your sure you don't want to try your hand in chaotic mathamatics?

*flashes back*

mmmmm tangent.

For some reason choas theory and Krissy seem to go together... chaotic space anyone?