h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

He's gone.

It's time to save and save and save and follow him over.

It's a sad day.

I'm going to go to bed.

I didn't realise it was going to be so soon! Poor Krissy!

*hands Krissy a bag of oreos and a quart of chocolate mint ice cream*

*makes funny faces*

*does a little tap dance*

*gives up and crawls into her own bed to cry*

*Puts on the red dress again* this should work *grins stupidly*

Ant, that colour - it's definitely YOU! And the painted nails - perfect! They look like Emmy's handiwork!

I know. I know, I know. And I am SO sorry! No one should have to feel that kind of pain, 'specially you. I'd regale you with stories of me wandering aimlessly through Lambert Airport the day J left, sobbing and covered in running mascara, if I thought that'd make you feel better, but I don't know why it should.

...Well, I don't know...it was kind of funny. Little children started crying when they saw me. Strangers kept offering me handkerchiefs. Snot was simply everywhere. Pretty funny, now that I think about it...

Okay, well if that doesn't work I've got a full r'epertoire of entertainment planned, starting with my interprative dance to "Jungle Boogie" and ending with a fireworks display and a poem about the drug test I have to take today. We'll all eat C's ice cream and take turns giving Ant beauty tips. It'll be a hoot!

Anyway, you know I love ya sweetie. Let us know if you need anything, okay? *hugs!!!*

It's so weird. I'm having two different responses totally. I'm just miserable he's gone and I did the crying thing a bit, but at the same time, we've decided to LIVE together!! He wants me forever!!

I'M MOVING TO LONDON!! *screams happily*

These are very very very very very very very very good things!

So I'm very sad because I will miss him really bad...but we have the whole rest of our lives and that makes me so excited!!

So...I'm kind of MPD right now. Which is nothing new. But I thought you should know so if I suddenly burst out crying and/or laughing, you'll know why.

And don't think that getting on the plane was full of rainbow sprinkly doughnuts and cute puppy dogs...

It wasn't? Geesh, what airline do YOU take?

Really, though, that's the truth Krissy. That whole "sacrifice for now to make the future a better place" thingy that SUCKS for real, but is really, really good at the same time. And will be even better later on.

It's good to know that someone loves you. It sucks when they're not there. It's a weird balance, going from long-distance to shackin' up and living in sin to long-distance again.

But I know I wouldn't trade it for the world. Just think, if you two can get through this time then nothing can stop you, right? Right. Okay then! It's put-glitter-eye-shadow-on-Ant time!

I know. I know.

We'll survive it and it'll probably make us stronger, yadda yadda yadda.

I STILL wish I was in London right NOW! But first, let's do that eye-shadow!!

*tackles Ant*

He can't run very fast in those heels, hunh?

That's the beauty of it...the tighter his skirt is, the less he can struggle.

And *mmnnff* let's be honest...

The better his butt looks.

*sitting on Ant's ankle* Hold STILL will you???

Well if YOU'RE saying it Krissy, I guess I'd better

Hee hee! See...all ya' gotta do to get 'em to do whatcha' want is to sit on em.

*demonstrates by sitting on Amanda* Ok, Amanda, YELL AT ME!!! *bounces up and down*

Um...Oooow! No, stop it! Er...Help!

*Is that good?*

*stops bouncing*

*gets up*

Excellent! See my point? Now, kids, today, I want you to go out and sit on someone you know, or even a stranger, and make them do what you want. Okay? OKAY!

Soooo....just like any other Tuesday, then?

Really I think you should ask first, you know to be polite

very well. Ant, may I sit on you?

*sits on Ant*

Was that more polite??

I thought it was Wednesday.

*waggling her hands at Spartus*

SSssssssSSSSHHHH!!! you'll get her all confused again!