h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Let me see that book

*leans over to read it*

It should've been flick wiggle wiggle flick wiggle flick flick wiggle flick not flick wiggle wiggle flick wiggle flick flick. That's one flick, two wiggles, one flick, one wiggle, two flicks, one wiggle, then one flick. Its an easy mistake.

*sighs*

okay...

*one flick wiggle wiggle flick wiggle flick flick wiggle flick later*

Prior Incantato!?!

*The wand, if things keep going this way, considers opening a florist shop in Diagon Alley. Three rabbits consider a burrow*

*smacks her forehead*

Duh! That spell does the spell that the wand previouly did. The second two times, it worked! The fact that there are three rabbits and three bouquets of flowers means that the only time you goofed was the first.

*Flips a few pages in the book*

Try this one

*points to a spell*

*unbeknownest to the other students, Kleopatra points her wand at The parchment in front of Kiro Yukai and mutters something under her breath*

*looks around for the professor, but doesn't see him*

*shrugs and pulls out a piece of parchment and a quill*

Good luck on that spell Kreetch!

*writes, 'needed to use the bathroom. Bit of an emergency. Signed Kleopatra (Hufflepuff)' on it, then walks over to the Professor's desk and sets it down*

*watches as Kleopatra leaves*

*to self* Hmm? That's interesting... Where's she off to?

*to Kreetch* How about trying that new one?

Hmmm...? Oh yeah, that other one thats scrawled in the margin...okay here goes...

Serpensortia!

EEKKKKKK!

*Jumps onto chair as a little garter snake wriggles out of the wand and curles up on the desk sleepily*


Oh...well...thats kinda cute...I guess....*shudders*

*picks up her wand from her desk*

hmm.. let's make him fly!

*taps wand twice then stops and points at the snake*

Wingardium Leviosa!

*the snake hovers in the air a moment, then Lily guides the snake over to Kiro's desk, where she sets it down*

Do you like snakes, Kiro?

Lily! Why you doing that?!

Accio wee snake!

*Garter snake looks a little disconcerted as it zips to Kreetch's hand, who holds it gingerly*

Sorry Kiro...Lily seems to have developed a case of being a right git...hey...*looking closer at the snake* ...you are a cutie, wee man!
*Wee tongue whips out to lightly touch Kreetch's nose*

I'll just look after you then...Wrigley!

*Pops Wrigley in pocket and sits back pleased with themself that their phobia of snakes seems cured...at least in Wrigley's case*

Great use of the Accio charm... Why don't you try another spell...

*points to another margain* How about this one?

I dunno what half of these do...looks like my uncle just bunged any new spell in the margin...oh...okay right, that one above your finger is it....

Mobilicorpus!

*For a second it seems nothing happens. Untill it becomes apparent that Lily cannot move as she is tied up by invisible strings*

Oh! Oh! Sorry!! Bugger! Hang on...um.....

Rictusempra!

*Lily still cannot move and appears very annoyed and now very ticklish*

Oh! OH! SIR!!!!

What the? Incanto untaglaris!!

*spins his wand upwards in a spiral and all the strings are undone*
"sorry, don't know the counter for the other one..."

HELP ME!!

*begins laughing uncontrollably*

*Walks in followed by intelligent Lion*

Hey, wazzup? Sorry I'm late. What are we learning today?

hi i am new i dont get any of this at all

i dont know anyone so i dnt get how to get equitment and everythin
is charms like little stones that help to do stuff in the defence and to look into stuff sir?

i dont know

no i dont know how to get them