h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You all lead interesting lives, but is my Journal the place to tell everyone exactly what makes your days buzz by? Consider how you can talk about just what the hell you're thinking of doing, why you don't think about what you're not thinking of not doing, and when you're too confused to stop thinking of doing it, because, unlike Guide Entries, most Journal Entries are associated with specific points my life. This one is obviously not of the discussed case.

Think of this Journal as my personal mental nuclear waste dump. If you want to preserve my writing in a more permanent format feel free to tattoo it on your ass. But remember that everything you tattoo on your ass is still part of the Guide, and other visitors to your behind can still read what I've said, and quite likely bored enough to discuss this writing, instead of following actions normally tought followed by exposal of the body's nethermost parts..

Just thought I would say hello