h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No friends. One cat. Lots of thinking.
I've figured out *both* the Answer and the Question to life, the
universe and everything.
The Answer is 42.
The Question is:
(keep reading at own risk)
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here it comes...
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No, really, it's just below!
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And here it is:
What number did God put in the random number generator in his Whole
General Mish Mash Universe Generator?

Very inciteful. And probably true. Now that I've read your user page, check out the article on Lucid Dreaming that i've cleverly secreted into the midst of my own page...

If you are serious about getting a girlfriend get rid of the cat/cats.
This is why I have many cats & dogs, it keeps the girlfriends away cause there is too much compertition and this suits me just fine.

You don't have to get rid of the cat to get a girlfriend, Maybe she'd apprieciate your softer side. I also think Norwegian girls are not like others on this planet, I should know, I've studied you! Only kidding, but I know what its like to be stuck in Norway with no friends, only I had a dog. I'm assuming you at least speak the language and we're some strange person that turned up in the last year of shcool to try and make friends. And now I'm doing it all over again, only this time in Bergen. Where are you?

I live in Rogaland, near Stavanger...