h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Okay, you were right, it was the second part... just my aussie humor (?) coming out...

I can understand that, and will admit that at that age, I was the same... Interested in girls, but not consumed by them (take that anyway you like, it's true in all ways )

Ah the Aussie humour...never goes undetected .

Ach you're a bloke...testoserone and a brain the floats about literally anywhere...who can blame you

Thats my excuse... only ever comes out online, never in person... so I let it go online... as I have said, if I have offended, just say and I will stop...

I take offence to nothing .

Well theres about several thousand miles that seperate you from the Brits, its only when you offend a neighbour that you need to yourself

Define neighbour, I sleep next to a brit...

A neighbour...the person/family who lives in the house next to your own, or in the same street. That's if you don't live in a isolated area.

Oh right, I'm assuming the lady is a nice and understanding not a typical Brit then.

Well, born in birmingham, and moved to oz when she was six months or so. But say anything against brits, and gods help you!

Ahhhhh you have a brummie girl to call your own, nice one [brummie girls are s'posed to be good girls who know how to have a good time though].
Say anything against a brit...to a brit and you'll need more than god's help

Funny thing is, although she has lived in aus all her life, when she gets 'tired and emotional' she gets a brummy accent. I don't understand. (Although, both her parents have accents, so it's not too surprising...)

'tired and emotional' read 'dead drunk'

A state you, the 16 year old, know absolutley nothing about. At all. Ever. Do you?

I have absolutely no i-ing-dea what you are going on about...so I'm grinning and bearing it

Bah! That's what I get for trying to be discreet!

I was refering to being drunk, and that as you are 16, you have never been in that state, have you?

And if you have, do tell!

Me...ever been drunk?! course not

well maybe once or twice, I can drink and drink but ever raely get drunk...quite good that not many people can hold their drink!

Well first time I was at a mate's sleepover party...and I puked all over her mum...thus ended our friendship

Second time I was again at a mates sleepover...we were all drunk...all I remember was bouncing up and down on the sofa and waking up in the back garden with slugs crawling over me and my mate's licking my toes

At least twas only your toes, could have been a hell of a lot worse (urrgghh! I HATE DOGS!)

At you age, boring me had not even really tried alcohol. I didn't start drinking until I was 18. And have only rarely been what I would term drunk... only forgot something once. (someone handed me their keys for safe keeping. I woke up in the morning with a set of keys. I could remember I had been given them for safe keeping, but had no ides who had given them to me. Fortunatley, she came and asked for them later, after she had surfaced.)

and a dog!...its a rabbit...!

I've don't really touch alcohol, just that when I'm with my mates I have to do what they do to be worthy of hanging around with them. Quite pathetic really, normally I wouldn't touch alochol, I hate the stuff...just drink it when with mates to look cool and be like them...stupid eh.

heehee...you sure you didn't go to a swingers party?1

sorry taht meant to say that is not a dog...its a rabbit

My mistake for not reading (? Looking?) properly.

No, it was not a swingers party, but was probably the next best thing... Surfmoot!

(thats a rover camp held in january for the australia day weekend (january = summer = VERY hot!) people go away for a long weekend of drinking and debouchery. (I have heard of the debouchery, never experienced it) Generally about 1000 people there, though it has been decreasing in recent years. Not quite a swingers party...)

I don't know ......look quite similar


Sounds fun never the less .
Needs a bit of advertisement I suppose.
Janurary here= VERY VERY VERY COLD!