h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh my! i had no idea the seagulls were actually ill. i thought they were actually being evil!!! well i must be evil for thinking such a thing. and i forgive the last batch that were incontinent all over my car. please pardon me i must find that stick of big red and apologize profusely for chewing it so and throwing it away. i truly must be evil. that's it no more fjords for me.

You're evil.

i think that i mentioned that in my last message. are you mad? why are you rubbing it in? i feel bad enough already. it's bad enough that i'm evil, i don't ned to be reminded. the guilt is enough in and of itself. and by the way the gum forgave me.

p.s. you're evil for saying i'm evil. however true it is.:Þ
nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah

Yes, I have gone quite mad. And it is known that Big Red gum is a pathological liar, for it is neither big nor particularly red.

while i agree that big red is neither big nor particularly red, i hardly think it's polite to call it a liar. a stick of gum has every right to embellish things as it sees fit. furthermore, you must be doubly evil having said that. and i think that my defending that poor gum has made me very un-evil now. i don't care if it is more pinkish it is very nice to me and sings to me when i ask politely.

Singing is evil.

living is pain deat is pain and re-birth is full of agoney.

living is pain, death is pain, and re-birth is full of agoney.

how so?

Being a rugby player i am well versed in the old Hundui scriptures, and this is a quote from a civlization that is millions of years old so it must be correct.

yes, but what' a hundui?

p.s. rugby..........hmmmmmmmmmmm well now that's interesting

Bing bang wobble wobble!!

wobble wobble yourself!!

For I will consider my cat Jeffrey.

Wibble.

wobble wibble njarl. and THAT'S the truth!