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Blender! Day the Seventh
Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate Started conversation Nov 6, 2011
As part of yesterdays shop, I bought a new blender, it is red, it will go fast 
I have been wanting a blender for a while now, and have been sort of looking at them, but most were bland or underpowered or over priced, and then I spotted the perfect blender, it was red
I love red, if it is red, I will buy it, if it is red, I will want it, if it is red, it is mine.
I am a marketers dream 
I have this little recipe for mayonnaise.....with smoked kippers in it. I have really been wanting to try it, but to make mayonnaise, you really need a blender, so now I can 
The universe is a wonderful thing,
I have been looking for a blender and it provides me with a little red gem
I am at peace
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Nov 6, 2011
What colour are the kippers? Are they red herrings?
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Researcher 14993127 Posted Nov 6, 2011
's at Ivan. Worse than my puns, and thats saying summat.
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hellboundforjoy Posted Nov 7, 2011
making that mayonnaise. I like red things too. Our toaster is red. Thought it was on the fritz a coupla months ago, but I was able to fix it! 
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