h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Unless you want to ruin the surprise: ie fact that I am here wishing you a big fat happy ol' birthday - not that I *actually* expect you to read it for days and days what with one thing and another (especially the other, winkfest!) but when you DO get around to visiting us again you will know that I was here nice and smiley and going YAY it's sooooooooooo your birthday and you're sooooooooo the happiest-most girl in the world and I miss you heaps and I promise to be very understanding about the new man in your life (winkfest2!).

What more is there to say? ENJOY!

*walks by*

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*returns with a list in his hands*
Ah, yes, here it is.
*leave large present at doorstep, with card saying:
Happy Birthday!*


JAR, deliverer of birthdaygreetings

*hugs bubsteroo and his fantabulous winkfests*

I love you bubster j. bubstable. Thank you for your happy birthday wishes.

Oh and I am SO the most-happiest-girl there ever will be or ever was. There is a very VERY handsome and nice-smelling boy wandering about the music section of DePaul University right now, and indeed the whole of Chicago who is planning on making me dinner and possibly doing the dishes AND taking me on a date to the pictures this evening.

How could a life like this be anything but perfect? I would change nothing right now..not a single thing.

Happy. mmm yes.

*runs in breathlessly with a winning lottery ticket*

Hey! Hey! Your grant got approved, and...oh? Nothing? Okay.

*runs away quickly with the lottery ticket*

Ha ha Mister funny Spartpants.

*the random stick sings enticingly on but much MUCH louder*

HBKL...!

May love, life and happiness follow you around and keep pestering you until you submit...!

Am I late, early or indifferent.

Hippo Bathday KL.

Monkee happy returns

Thank ewe.

Ewe two.