h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Awwwwwww...

I guess I'll have to look at the atomic structure of the melted crayons with my extremely priceless electron microscope...

*goes to get it*

*doesn't get any ideas*

*I swear*

*comes back with microscope*

Hmm, so where was I?

*turns away from microscope*

*casually notices a random stick*

Hmmmmmmmm.....

*SMASH!* *SMASH!* *SMASH!* *SMASH!*

*a slightly battered random stick drops to the earth several yards away*

Hmmmmm.. that's the first time I've ever seen an electron microscope spontaneously smash itself to bits.

Awwwwww....darn.

Do you know how many Cracker Jack boxes I had to save to get that?

Now I'll just have to look at the crayons very, VERY closely.

*puts head dangerously close to concrete*

*stares at the back of Spartus' head*

*begins to shake*

*sweats a bit*

Ummm...you don't need to look THAT closely do you?

*the random stick begins to hum an enticing little tune*

*sprays self with stick-repelling spray*

Hey, is that a china shop out there in the distance? And look, a cow pasture right next to it! Imagine.

*goes mad in a destructive frenzy. Grabs the random stick, beats a hole in the fence, waves the stick menacingly at the cows to get 'em going, watches them totally destroy the china shop*

*wanders back shaking a little and smiling*

You know, the whole phrase "bull in a china shop" is a bit misleading. Cows can do JUST as much damage, I find.

*watches calmly from the sidelines*

*settles into a handy chair*

Hiya, b. Fruit cup?

Oh, thanks, J.

Do you think she'll go for the glass house next, or the blown glass art exibition?

Do you mean the exhibition over there by the Ming Vase museum, or the one near the kiddies' sand castle competition just finishing over behind the GuinnessBookofRecords champagne-glass tower challenge?

*head explodes*

I don't think yiou can post that kinda sirty stuff, this is a family forum, after all.