h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So why are you guys getting married in Maryland?
And just down Route 15 from my house? (Well down Rt. 15 and across the Mason-Dixon Line a few miles)

Is your family originally from the East. I always thought you were born and bred in Chicago. Don't know why, I just did.

And congratulations again! That place looks totally fab!

- X

Thanks Jimi!

Nope, I'm an east-coast girl. I was born in upstate NY and moved up and down the coast, DC, Maryland, VA...Thankfully never Jersey.

We're having the wedding in Maryland because my parents are there and it'll cut down on everyone's travel costs. As for it being right by your house, I didn't know! You should go have dinner there and tell me how it looks and how the food is.

Might be a nice road trip with the missus.

Hmmm...

It looks like a beautiful place. Mom took my stepdad to dinner there and said it was the most lovely place she's ever seen.

I'm very excited.

You haven't seen it yet?

Nope. I haven't been home since June when my little sister graduated and Andy and I were broken up. We had to get the place.... It's all good. My mom knows what kind of wedding I want and she's actually been there and says it's classier than classy without being ostentatious and the food is excellent and it's just beautiful.

I'm excited about the honeymoon suite. We're pretty much going to get our pick of all there shmanciest rooms. JACUZZI!!

You mean to tell me you were here in June, AND DIDN"T TELL ANYONE!!!!!!

*looks sternly*

I hope you see your failure here.

Hey, she went to California and neglected to mention it, much less consult a map.

Note to Krissy: Pasadena is in SOUTHERN California, not that it makes much difference NOW.

*isn't bitter*

You know what? Maybe beetle had the world's least stressfull wedding because he's just THAT friggin cool. Maybe when Spartus goes to see his family in other states he has time to just bugger off and putz around with friends.

I don't. I'm going out of my mind. Cut me a little slack here, boys, please? You're hurting my feelings and between immigration, parents and friends, I'm about to take an uzi to the first nice big group of people I find. Please please cut me some slack.

Tell you what, hon. I'll let you poke me in the eye in about six weeks, just so's you have someone to take out some agression on.

Cool?

*cuts some slack*

*cuts some more slack*

*puts on extra slacks*

*struts around*

*becomes the Cat*

OOOWWWWYyYYYEEOW!! HEY! Lookin' GOOD! Lookin' SHARP! With a cap-i-tal SHAR.....

*hugs Spart*

Thanks. And I wouldn't worry about your eye. I've a fancy for pokin' ya in the upper arm.

Didn't mean to make you feel bad, Cherry, i remember how alex was before the wedding. I am trying to return to full time work so i can afford to do things like see my friends and not have to wait untill they come this way.

*shears some slack, put's it in an envelope and fails to mail it*

Live it up, cherry, this is your life.

No problem. I'm very very overreacty these days. I ran out of my meds about 7 days ago and they are now well and truely out of my system. The problem is that when I'm not on my medication, my brain starts working at a billion miles an hour.. and not in a good way. The thing is, I don't have a serious problem at all, just a little panic disorder, but it really means the difference between a normal Krissy and an overreacty angry Krissy.

I'm going back on it today, so I should be back to normal soon.

"Why, oh why, didn't i take the 'blue' pill?"

And this rabbit hole just keeps going and going and going and going and going and .... you get the idea.

Does this mean you will be traveling to wonderland soon?

Actually, I've just taken a Benedryl because my eye is all alleric and swollen, so in about 20 minutes my brain will be in la-la land.

snicker snack, snicker snack

he left it dead and with it's head he went galumphing back.

I guess he wanted a jabberwock head for his mantel.