h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello Krissy.

Hello Kate!! I like the new name change.

Craig Charles was on tv last night, yes he was. Yum.

When are you coming to see my new apartment that's so much nicer than the old one?

Love

Krissy

Ooh! It's like a chain Hello!

EXACTLY!!!

Now get on AIM before I must point at you viciously.

Did somebody say...(AI)M?

Awwww man! They're gone already?!?!

*kicks the ground*

P.S. RE your new apartment - definitely DO want to see it, it sounds lovely, did you do that thingie you were going to do with the entry with some funky cigarette holder or other thing? Sorry I have a really bad memory...

Anyway, you also must come see my new apartment. It's not really as nice as the one I'm in now, but then you've never seen the one I'm in now so you won't know the difference, right? Also the new one is blissfully devoid of slum lords who (AHEM) refuse to give you your security deposit back because they're cheap lazy bastards... I digress. When are you coming to Boston missy?

Triple posting!

Um, can I do it all in one post?

Hi Krissy!

Hi Kate!

Hi again Krissy!

Um, look over there!

Hi Krissy!

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

Something about apartments ....

We have the same old sucky apartment, and no one ever wants to come see it.

The air conditioning works, though. Quite well, if you don't mind me sayin'. We may even have a PHONE someday, if you can picture that.

*pictures a phone*

*wonders whether THAT would make to apartment worth visiting, along with the squideable folks livin there of course *

*stands around tapping her foot*

You know. You and Amanda own a CAR. And you know, that you're not that far away from me. Now...here's what you do... you get in your CAR and you drive to CHICAGO.

Hah.

Kate, I have no dineros to come and see you babe. But I will someday. *dreams of the day she has dineros*

Krissy's petulant, C's distracted and Spartus is living in a 'sucky' abode...

*resists valiantly the attempt to surmise thus that Spartus 'sucks'...*

...while everyone else is talking at once. I don't know, you turn your back for a moment...

Anyway, when are you lot all coming to visit the Emperor and me?

*acknowledges that this would probably cause a couple of major airlines to go out of business due to large numbers of clever stowaways, but wishes in vain anyhow...*

That's the title of your autobiography, ain't it, Baggy?

'The Emperor and me'

I like it. I like it so much, I'll buy the company.

Is that an order of the government?

SIR??

Ah! The responsibilities of office...

C'mon .. get going... you're the boss you know... *shoves bubster helpfully*

*helpfully sleeps through the decision-making process*

Heh! It's jus' like being at work...

*continues sleeping, affectionately*

Um... I've given up being petulant.

*dances the bachata enthusiastically*

*claps helpfully along with where the music should be*

Just here, I believe -------> *clap*

*runs in*

Just a test post to see if my name change actually works.

*crosses fingers and hopes*

Sorry to interupt. Please carry on with the dancing.