h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*marches in with foil*

So... have you considered maybe taking a short holiday in London, during which you seek out someone who looks vaguely like you, and who wants to move to America? Because then you could trade all your identifying papers, give her your return ticket, let her live in your apartment as you, and take her place... I mean, photo ID wouldn't really be a problem, because what you've got to do, see, is dye your hair the same color as hers, and then go get some kinds of photo ID she didn't have. Then you can get your hair color back and use THOSE as ID when you go to get a new picture taken for the IDs she DID have—which, you will say, you need new pictures for because you've changed your hair color. And then you get your name legally changed to Krissy, and you won't really have to worry about the last name for too long, I'm sure, and you're all set. What could be easier?

It's just an idea, mind you, should Plan B fall through. *starts pulling out long sheets of foil*

And it's a GOOD idea. Unfortunatly, it was tried years ago by Horace Huffnagle and they've been on the lookout for foil-covered people in suitcases ever since.

That bastard Huffnagle ruined it for all of us.