h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I found one.

It's kinda strange. But I like it. And it'll certainly do for the sake of something which I don't know what it's for you know?

Just thought you might like to know.

better not find out what it's for then or you'll have to get something else.

maybe that's what it's for - a possession placeholder. It's just like owning something which you know about in terms of functionality and use, except you don't.

bet that makes a whole lot of sense.

Well since I've utterly failed to commit this one to memory in any way, I'm still *totally* open to suggestions. I want you to know that.

I helped you anyway!! Ha ha!! Ha ha!!

*does the kharma boogie*

Hee hee heeheeeee hee! Kharmaboogiekharmaboogie!

*falls down*

too much kharmaboogie will get you in the end!!

You know what else'll mess you up?

Reunion specials.

This is my second this week but it looks a little bit better than the last one... of course, they haven't actually gotten to the reuniting bit yet.

So far, it's a little depressing.

Fantastic.

at least you're being reunited. I never seem to get reunited with anything. especially socks. one of these days I'm going to have a sock reunion...

Forget it ... I'm tellin' you right now. They'll never show. Socks hate reunions almost as much as plastic shoes.

perhaps I could advertise it as a meeting of the secret "left sock organisation for social domination society" where revolutionary left socks who have said farewell to their more staid right-wing associates discuss their plans to subvert the human race by making all of their left feet cold.

Hey!! That idea is SO crazy that it just might scare me! Yes. It might work, but it scares me first. I don't think I want to see all the lefty socks in the world (and how do you know, by the way? Their group must be awfully easy for the righties to penetrate into) in one place.

Hmmmmm

you can't tell which sock is which until one embraces capitalism and the other becomes a communist. then it's easy.

And if they embrace each other?

They become very difficult to wear, but a great example for politicians everywhere.

The ability to embrace isn't really a problem with American politicians...the problem lies with *who* they choose to embrace...

That had nothing to do with footwear. Sorry.

the problem lies with their cold left feet. it's a well known cause of political corruption.