h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Krissy.

You're back and stuff. Hiiiii!

And even though you were gone for a really long time, I still remembered what you said about not saying SPURT on your page, so I'm not. If you're half as proud of me as I am right now, I should be getting a medal or plaque or certificate of some kind pretty soon... and if you're not, please let me know so that I might pout appropriately.

Oh yes. I'm extremely proud. Way to not use the word "spurt" more than several times in any given posting.

Unfortunatly, I'm not in charge of who gets the "Spurtless" award. Lemmie go find tree.

OH TREEEEEEEEE???? WE NEED AN AWARD!!!!

Yes indeed—this is a 100% spurt-free thread, and it's all my doing!

*is smug*

Oh, so I can't say "spurt"? Not even once?

Then I'll have to help to keep this page spurt-free. It's very dangerous to go around spreading word like "spurt". I'll be sure not to.

I have informed the other half of the Queen and she should be along shortly-wise.

To spurt?

Listen, do you want that award or NOT? 'cause you almost blew it there.

Tree is currently in Mexico. I'd imagine when she gets back or to a computer she will be only too happy to dispense with spurtless awards.

Heeheeheeheehee, Mexico. Heehee.

Hmmmm....something about "Mexico" makes KM laugh.

*marks that down in her book for later use*