h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh Krissy, Krissy, Krissy. My goodness. I thought I asked that everyone have a nice explosion free Christmas. I guess I should have been a bit more stern. I'll reiterate:

No explosions!

Better?

And if anyone knows where "cars exploding! boom!" is from...well, I'll just have to...I'll just have to marry you or something. No, I wouldn't wish that on anyone. I'll just be very, very frightened instead

P.S. Very glad you managed to stay safe Krissy. Be careful out there!!!

Yes I whole heartedly agree, no explosions. And the safe and sensible award goes to Krissy for not reboarding the train... mind you I can't believe I'm giving Krissy the safe and sensible award

Good to hear you're safe though.

*feeling warm and fuzzy* Thanks guys. I can't believe that Ant is giving me the safe and sensible award either. ME? Who knew? Actually, I don't consider it "safe and sensible" as much as NOT "bloody imbicilic". Will you give me the Not a Bloody Imbicile award?

Kate, thank you for making that a more firm announcement. It makes me feel safer now that I'm going to be flying.

On an upshot, fearing for your life has a way of making you forget all about the flu.

*Swaps the 'safe and sensible award' for the 'Not a Bloody Imbicile award'* there, I promise never to call you safe and sensible again Krissy

Thank you for that. I'm going to carry this around so people stop talking behind my back.

AAACK! Sweetie...no. No, no, no, this won't do at all. I'm just going to have to drive you around to work and stuff. Or something.

...And don't give me that "But Amanda, your car explodes on a regular basis" nonsense. That's not the point.

And I could wear one of those little chauffeur hats, too. Well I could!

Cars shall not explode around Krissy. It's not right. Something must be done.

If you wore a hat I would let you.

Can I make you also wear a bowtie?

Only if it's clip-on. Not good with tie-y things, y'know?

Thank you Greg, and yes, KM I don't know how to do bowtie thingies either, so it'll be a clip-on.