h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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JustsoyouknowIhaveneverbeentoDisneylandso'syouwin.

Having a good time in my Country? EH EH??

Disneyland really isn't all it's cracked up to be. At least once you past the age of about 10.

And Eurodisney, I have to say, is even worse.

You want a good theme park? Go to a Six Flags.

Marge: but what about Euro Itchy and Scratchy land?

Cut to: Euro Itchy and Scratchy land

No one about

Marge: How were you a political prisoner?

Homer: I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw you a diagram?

Hehe... that episode was on just the other day. Very funny.

I love going to Six Flags by the way. I wait all day to go on the Giant Drop. I can only stand it once, but it's such a thrill. The first time I went on it was the first time I have actually had to crawl away from a ride because my legs refused to work.

Clearly the N is a bit temperamental as well.

HEY it's tree!

Disney World is better, but it still has those creepy people in the wool suits. They worry me, they really do. But Disney World is better because there's Epcot and MGM Studios and the Magic Kingdon and when you get tired of them you're very near Universal Studios which is much more fun anyhow.

So you should go there too.

I don't think I ever probably will.

I don't know why, I just don't see me there.

But you should... to introduce Baker to American culture... so you can both laugh at it in the tradition of Europeans throughout history... which is of course just as much a part of American culture as Disney World.

You don't want to miss out on that, Krissy.

i enjoy disneyland because i only go on splash and space mountain. i have a dream to BE one of those fuzzy people, kristina marie. just one more reason why we can never be together. and yet another reason (i refer to the TWO previous sentences) why you always seem quite fearful of me
*sigh*

Yes, you're very right.

That and your inherent scariness, of course.

well the truth IS frightening. yoor just going to have to get used to it

Oh no. Mr. Baker has been to Disneyworld in Florida. He's more up on the American experience than I, apparently.

Oh. And did he hate it sufficiently? If not, you shall have to bring him back there.

I SEE YOU!!!

Well when I went to Disney World I enjoyed it, but then I was 9 as it was 1984

Andy found that the most important thing about Disney World was how many fat people were there.

He says he's never seen anything like it.

it's true and amazing. in both worlds

I asked him how big they were and he yelled "Who ate all the pies?!"

sounds like you've done your fishing well