h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the pride, frisk and slight pause for effect glowing feeling right down in my internal organs slight pause for effect that i feel upon accepting this award, has been surpassed slight pause for effect by hardhitting delivery none in all eighteen years, four months, and ten days, that i have spent slight pause for effect here on this proud and glowing planet. with great oompf however slight pause for effect i have not made it to such towering heights of success all on my own, i owe debt to firm clearing of throat wendell and la pomme, the merry merry goldfish, for emphasis being there for me no matter what, wether this is fundamentally due to the fact that they are contained within an inpenetrable glass tank, i refuse to discuss in within the public eye. thanks go to the honourable spartus, for providing a means for me to finally make that pivotal link between lewdity and a good, hardworking freudian slip, and above all, i would like to thank krissy, for getting all a bit emotional using her aurthority as Queen of the Universe for wholesome and diserving cause. holding back slightly but with a graceful flamboyance, throw up the award grasping hand THANK YOU! large closed-lip grin.

What WHAT? This here Freudian slip involved little ol' me? Whasallthisaboutthen?

*proudly escorting tree away from the podium* Excellent speach, my dear. My friend Karl and I both snarfed our beers as expected.

*waggling fingers at Spartus* Oh, just never you mind. If it were fit for printing, I would have printed it.

Ooh, that means it was a good one.

um..........MWAHARHAWHARHARR!!!!