h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm really going this time. Back to summer in Oz, which is good. But back to school, which is bad.

Time flies when you're having fu... no, that doesn't work. Time flies when you don't have to work. Yes, that sounds more like it.

Well, here I shall say, "Bye!" to the one person who might happen to read this. And even that may be too optimistic.

So bye, and I'll try and pop around here as often as possible.

Hell Going already? Bye! (<--- thats Leazes my fish)
Don't say that only one person is likely to read this, and thats overoptimistic... I read your entry, so did you.. so thats at least tw
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PS Time very definitely flies when you don't have to do work. And even when you do and it needs to be handed in on Monday...

I don't really feel bad.

See?

That was just my form of self-depreciating humo(u)r. You should try it sometime, it's fun.

But thanks for your concern. It was very thoughtful.

Would you like an oreo? Krissy been handing them out, but to be honest *whispers* I don't even like them.

Cookies are good, and I can't usually find Oreos in England
Thanks. I'm very glad your happy, but I don't think that self depreciating humo(u)r is entirely my style... I'm inclined to misunderstand

you don't like Oooo... you don't like Oooo... You DON'T LIKE OREOS? Are you daft?

Hey there, jx10^10^10 (that's a google j)

*waves goodbye* Be nice to the little fuzzy bear things, take care, say "hi" the the second dirt on the left for me!

And next time you go to Jersy, BRING A CAR!!!

Do they make ones that fit in overhead bins now?

Spartus, i can think of a car....

http://www.floor42.com/golly/Forum4/HTML/000038.html

*reminisces, points, snickers*

Does it come with a carrying case? *collapses in a giggling fit*

*goes off to find something heavy and slimy to hit Spart with*

But i was right, yes?

*laughs mightily and looks forward to watching Spartus get hit*

Bye bye JJJJJJJJ! We'll miss you! Pet the dingos and the kangaroomaputisis for me!!

*giggles like crazy at beetle*

Awww, JJJ! You just got here, didn't you? Well promise to keep in touch, or we'll have to make Bub keep dibs on you.

And I'd block the heavy slimey thing, but I don't know where it's been.

Awwm, thanks guys! I'll be sure to tell all the fuzzy bear things, which aren't bears by the way, and all the dingos and jumping thingy with big tails that you say hello. If I see them, that is, and I haven't yet.

Now if we're going to go around whacking people with big slimey things, can they at least be sanitized? Otherwise it's just gro-oss!

*walks back in dressed in plastic wrap*

Dww ywwrr wwrst.

*stands looking at Spartus holding her chin in her hand*

Umm...what are you doing for air inside that thing?

*holding wet slimey thing*

Sooo, do we hit him now, or wait untill he blacks out?

Well, both have their up-side.

I suggest whacking him before he passes out. He'll enjoy it more.

*shuffles around, attempting to hide air hose and big heavy rock he's holding*

*falls over*

Whhhh..whrrr.... *plays possum*

*slap slap slap slap squelch*

I think i broke the sliny thing.

He's down but conscious! He's down but conscious!

Go for it!!

Oh no, did you break it?

Ha HA! *brandishes rock*