h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I magine a computer, it isnt hard to do.

Imagine an operating system and an operator, it easy if you try.

Imagine all the people living in the UK they are at once the operators and the the computer and the operating system that most of them are try to run and use is multiculturalism.

It keeps crashing though, there are all these stray bits of programme that shouldnt be there and to top it all some of the people are just too dim to understand the operating system. Now Im not chastising people for being too dim no more than Id chastise a sea anenomae for not being much use as a partner in a doubles table tennis tournament.

So if we need answer to the crahes, as some people insist we do (for me I dont like and try to avoid them but accept them as part of lifes general imperfections), what could that answer be? A monoculture? Well its been tried a few times but has failed. The puritans made Britain a scary place for apples that fell too far from the tree but the people of this nation rejected that if not in word but most certainly in deed.

However having had a conversation with two young people Im prepared to take another look at monoculture as an operating system for the UK.


So the other day we were out with a group of young people and they started spouting soem run of the mill ignorant nasty stuff about non-WASP people. The pakees, the Kosovans, the Muslims and the Indians. Not black people though, well one of them was black and far bigger than the other, not to mention that two of the workers are big guys f mixed heritage.

After much of the counselling and information you'd expect me to give the upshot of their gripes were that the people they had denigrated and viewed as worth less than them regardless of skin colour were people who didnt do things "our" way.



So in the interests of harmony between people I have a plan for unifying the nation.


Black people, we all know that whitey harbours deep seated mistrustof us despite years of trying to intergrate well we have been doing it peacemeal and we need to buy into British ways entirely. Surely our biggest influence here has been in the sporting and cultural spheres. Well there's your problem *influence*, influencing isnt the British way. It hasnt worked for "Yo! Blair" and it wont endear us to everyone one either.

Ive looked at British history and the right way to do things is to subjugate all other culture, we dont want to work hard to get into the England tems we want to set up our own leagues and not let whites play.


Asians in general get a lot of stick for speaking English with "funny" accents and being hard to understand. Having observed Brits abroad the proper way to speak is in your first language but with the *accent* of the country your in.

China and other countries in the "tiger" economies are seen damaging to the UK balance of trade. It is not the British way to damage the balance of trade. They are producing mass amounts of high quality low cost goods that consumers here want. Very un-British. What they want to do is destroy our balance of trade by making trade negotians while they have a whole bunch huge naval vessels parked in the Thames. then they should dictate high prices for any old stuff they choose to send us while sinking ships of rival suppliers.

Polish and East European migrant workers just dont get it do they. What parrallel universe must they come from to think that coming over here, working all sorts of hours, for reasonable wages, doing skilled work and sending a portion of their wages home rather than spening it all on fast cars, boob jobs and getting out of their heads on booze and drugs is going to endear us to them. What they want to do is come over here and make us work for nothing, take all the profits of our labour back east with them and leave us next to nothing to show for all the effort we have put into make them wealthy nations.

Then we wont moan about these people and their foreign ways



Do you think I should turn this into a guide entry?

Yes - you should

Perhaps if we just shipped all those bl--dy English back to Northern Germany, and all the bl--dy Christians to Palestine, the country would run better.

Well that's the opinion here in the Celtic Fringe.

We like you lot and the Poles, you didn't come here and conquer us, steal our lands and expect us to fight all your bl--dy wars of conquest for you. You came to work, to contribute a bit of your culture and share a bit of ours.

You gaves us soul and we gave you gospel - sounds fair to me boyo .

How about it then, shall I order the boats for them?

Blessings,
Matholwch .

I don't know if this has anything to do with your post,but i'm going say it anyway,my nephew has been at a college studying a plumbing course for 12 months,he can't get an apprentice due to the foreigners taking the jobs! The government are encouraging our kids to go to college,with a £30 a week incentive,,they never get it,the loop holes are a joke.I will never vote for this government again,they promise nothing! Human rights have been taking away from the BRITISH PEOPLE!.I'm ashamed to say i live in the UK.

Which part of the word 'Capitalism' do you not understand? The same forces that deliver cheap food to your local Tescos also deliver cheap plumbing skills.

One wonders which human rights Carino thinks have been taken. The right to an apprenticeship? The right to be paid more than an equally qualified competitor merely because of your place of birth?

TRiG.

Carino.

Good Job Dr Rakesh was here, though, isn't it?

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Jez