h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Isn't it funny how you drink, do something embarassing, wake-up, want to immediately catch a plane to australia and have a sex change and then the very next night do the same thing all over again? Surely feeling like an elephant is sat on your head is enough to destroy any urges to reach for that half empty vodka bottle under your bed. Drinking is the only thing that makes me depressed, yet i do it when i'm depressed. Like most things in life, it just doesn't seem to make sense.