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Tefkat Started conversation Apr 5, 2003
A Guardian reader in the BOF Inn. Whatever next!
Do you wear corduroy trousers, jesus-creepers and a beard?
Er, sorry about that 
. Please excuse me. Do you have a 
I can borrow?
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raindog Posted Apr 5, 2003
my god(once you are assured we are not serial killers) you're awake!
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raindog Posted Apr 5, 2003
I have read the guardian but only for the porn-plus I never inhaled so...fairly safe then(?)
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Tefkat Posted Apr 5, 2003
They have porn in the Guardian? 
I shall have to start buying it again.
Are you serial killers then?
(And don't keep calling me your god - someone might hear)
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raindog Posted Apr 6, 2003
Had what? now I am really out of my depth. Last week the centrefold was Julie Burchill-never a dull moment. Otley, as in the film with Tom Courtney or the Yorkshie place of the same name? Don't think I've ever been sober, that is been(to Otley). Sober. I have been sober-just not recently.
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Tefkat Posted Apr 6, 2003
Early Doors played at the Otley Folk Club. I got the impression from summat you said that you'd kidnapped them.
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raindog Posted Apr 6, 2003
You know how you thought your life could do with some improvements but you really couldn't be bothered? Well let me help. I'm not going to tell you- and now you don't know who Julie Burchill is. A huge improvement to your life to the alternative-trust me and do not be in any way tempted to find out by reading the Grauniad on a Saturday. In years to come you'll thank me.
Rain, Honestly-don't.
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