This is the Message Centre for ~:*-Venus-*:~
Put the fire brigade on standby!!
~:*-Venus-*:~ Started conversation Feb 19, 2007
I had a new cooker fitted today 
A new toy on which to practise turning out charred remains!! 
Put the fire brigade on standby!!
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 19, 2007
I'll be sure to watch the BBC news ... for any 5-alarm blazes. 
Put the fire brigade on standby!!
hayayfi Posted Feb 19, 2007
Is this due to a penchant for charred remains or a lack of interest in cooking, as a kid I frequently used to abandon cooking 
when I got busy elsewhere and then I'd come back to a charred pot
which was subsequently dumped over the back fence one day dad took the fence down and cleared out the scrub to put in a garden ooooppps 
wow look at all those pots needless to say he didn't believe they were a new native species 
Put the fire brigade on standby!!
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 19, 2007
SO then cookware does NOT grow wild and rampant in your geography? Well, another misconception shattered.
Put the fire brigade on standby!!
hayayfi Posted Feb 19, 2007
Not unless Lang Hankock and David Attenborough got together somehow in the lab 
Put the fire brigade on standby!!
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 19, 2007
I've heard that strange brews and creations happen in labs.
Stranger still in Venus' kitchen. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
s
Put the fire brigade on standby!!
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 19, 2007
She knows well, and so ...
*puts on MORE speed !!!* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Put the fire brigade on standby!!
Skankyrich [?] Posted Feb 20, 2007
Is it gas or electric? Just so I know for next time I pop round unannounced... 
Put the fire brigade on standby!!
aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Feb 20, 2007
Which one would you prfer, Rich? And I'm sure Venus wouldn't mind to have you do the cooking
Put the fire brigade on standby!!
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 20, 2007
Hi Hayayfi
Lets just say cooking is'nt one of my strong points I'd much rather be doing ANYTHING else!
Put the fire brigade on standby!!
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 20, 2007
Hi Rich.
It's a gas cooker....can you cook with gas? Oh and if you're going to pop round un announced....i don't like steak, so bring a chicken instead!
Put the fire brigade on standby!!
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 20, 2007
Hi Nick.
Just remember that you will be sampling my charred remains later on this year!
Put the fire brigade on standby!!
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 20, 2007
In the interest of international harmony, and general safety, milady and I have offered to cook for Venus when we visit.
Mind you, her new cooker is so nice and clean, it may still be in the plastic wrap by September. 
Put the fire brigade on standby!!
hayayfi Posted Feb 20, 2007
Hope you remember to take it off then before you start cooking
Put the fire brigade on standby!!
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 20, 2007
Yuo're pushing your luck Nick! 
It's a well knowm fact that a little charcoal can cleanse the system....so whats the problem?
Put the fire brigade on standby!!
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 20, 2007
Awwwww, you know that I trust you implicitly, dear Lady Venus.
Besides, part of the whole touristy-thing is trying new experiences, challenges, always a certain measure of risk ...
Put the fire brigade on standby!!
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 20, 2007
Yeah....and it's getting more risky for you by the minute! 
Key: Complain about this post
Put the fire brigade on standby!!
- 1: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Feb 19, 2007)
- 2: Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } (Feb 19, 2007)
- 3: hayayfi (Feb 19, 2007)
- 4: hayayfi (Feb 19, 2007)
- 5: Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } (Feb 19, 2007)
- 6: hayayfi (Feb 19, 2007)
- 7: Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } (Feb 19, 2007)
- 8: hayayfi (Feb 19, 2007)
- 9: Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } (Feb 19, 2007)
- 10: Skankyrich [?] (Feb 20, 2007)
- 11: aka Bel - A87832164 (Feb 20, 2007)
- 12: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Feb 20, 2007)
- 13: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Feb 20, 2007)
- 14: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Feb 20, 2007)
- 15: hayayfi (Feb 20, 2007)
- 16: Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } (Feb 20, 2007)
- 17: hayayfi (Feb 20, 2007)
- 18: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Feb 20, 2007)
- 19: Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } (Feb 20, 2007)
- 20: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Feb 20, 2007)
More Conversations for ~:*-Venus-*:~
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."