h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Having just had a few days holiday from work (thats nice i hear you say) I've come to the conclusion, that there is actually no point to my existance! I've spent my time doing the garden, going shopping and just doing nothing
I thought i was over all this, but i'm not. I'm tired of spending all my free time alone. I'm tired of "ready meals". I'm tired of never going out anywhere...and most of all i'm tired of this pointless life. I don't want to do this anymore .....All i ever wanted was to happy and loved...too much to ask!!
I'm sick of waking up every morning, knowing that what's ahead is "bugger all", just another day of the same.
whats the point? there is none

You are not alone!

"Whenever life get´s ya down, mrs.Brown,
And things seem hard, or tuff
And people are stupid,
obknoxious
-or daft..
-And you think that you´ve had quite enoouugh..!

-Just remember that you´re standing,
on a planetthat´s evolving,
Revolving at 900 mph
It´s orbiting at 19 mps
..So i reckon(?)
A sunthat is the source of all our power
The sun,and Youand Me, and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at 40000mph
In this galaxy we call the milkyway.."
(Eric-Monty Python-idle)

Anyway, honey..Can i have your liver,then?

The point is your surviving J,same as me same as us all.Ok were not leading jet set lives but everyday can be a routine no matter who we are.
You know me..you know I feel the very same somedays..stick with it babe..when you go back to work everything will be a whole lot better at least you have that.
Hey missus listen tae yer dad
Ready meals are great..why arent you getting out?Go for a walk..sit in a park and read a magazine..(on good days of course)jump on a bus and go see a relative..go to a singles night or something..
Dont feel isolated honey..

Right..this is how exciting my day has been..I went down to my local barbers for a trim..after waiting in a queue for 45 mins..I sat down and asked the barber if he could cut my hair round the back.
He said"Why is the shop not big enough?"
an oldie but a goodie..
Do you wanna mail me for a chat?

I'd have to go to the Cemetry to visit most of my relatives!!
Take no notice of me i'm just going through it!! I'll be fine in a few milleniums

What is it they say, the olds ones are the best!!! ...ok

Forget the cemetary..are you still here?

yeah i think so!!

I dont really know what to say for the best J..I think we should try talk on email

Maybe not..can we stick to this thread then?
Tell me something..whats your fave song?...and nothing depressing like Mr.Gray...go stick it on..something bouncy..
and I'll put the kettle on...me?

i sent you an e.mail
I dont think music is the best idea at the mo....David Gray is top of the list besides the neighbours are in, and i dont want to upset them with my music

That kettle really suits ya!!..though i'm not sure about the colour

Sh I'm having probs accessing my mail jen..managed this one which is bizzare but there you go..typical smellpest!
I'll answer a.s.a.p

I've been having probs with e.mail for days, but its seems to be ok now

I'll go try again...

Oooops what i should of said, is that my e.mail seems ok now

Oh yeah what are we like..could be worseEmail is a nightmare for me at this end J..I replied with no positive thoughts I'm afraid but as you said sometimes its good just to get it out your system and to chat with someone whos outside it all..

I could only get one arm through the spout but its a nice yellow one..tee hee..thats me just catching that one babe...

I read it, thanks could'nt reply...it would'nt let me again ...dam tellypest

Seems it must be an ongoing problem with e.mails

you must have a very skinny arm then