h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In the dorm lobby there are two computers humming with an occasional wirring or grinding minding their own busniess............CLICK...tap..tap..tap..tappity..tappity..clickity..clickity..tap. and there it is sitting in front of me a nice journal entry behind me there are 42 young men waiting to use the computer, a violent angry mob waiting to dismember me for the chance to play gem drop on yahoo......Silence!! i say, the mob grows quiet and restless
waiting for a angry mob leader to emerge. he steps forward proclaiming the computer free for the use of all,.,__Thats it, I've had it, I put the earplugs in and begin to read aloud...................the mob grows silent then starts to scream...members run...the crowd disperses..........................
And I set down the sheet of Poetry

your mum

hey

What about my mum?

Forget about him, (whispers to Chronos) if you want I can dish the dirt on him any time just drop in on my space - U211604

There is no need to serve mudpies today mabye later though
thanks

I just thumped him for you (he's sitting right next to me, really)

It sounds like the should get more computers.

Yeah just two in the lobby gets kinda annoying
Angry mobs and all

We don't have computers in dorms because of that reason.
At this moment my body is sitting in a library with 25 computers.

Well we do have a computer lab that is open 24 hours and it has about 20 computers but it is a nice walk away and its kinda cold outside

Only for summer, ah yes how should I kill Ray(Researcher 218244) Do you have a personal preferences because I'm quite impartial to boiling oil.

Boiling oil is fine if you like it, but if you switch it to tar then we can feather him also.

Agreed then, tar then feathers.

Ha ha ha ha haaahaha *evil laughter*
I'll go get some feathers ha ha ha
Blue feathers

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [evil laughter as well]

Yes and they are resurfacing the road just outside where I live.
We've got a motive ,a means now all we need is an alibi.

*returns with two bulging sacks of very blue feathers, a grin, and an evil twinkle in his eyes*
Umm, an alibi, I was moving my stuff into the mens barraks the whole time. Hows that, I could get the drunk knight to say he saw me there.

*returns with two barrels* ...and me, I can say I was writing poetry. One barrel of tar , to be used with the feathers and one barrel of for our victim . He'll be so drunk no one will believe him when he says we did it. *With self-satisfied malicious grin on smug face*

*evil laughter* Mua ha ha haa
Now we just need to find....whoever it was
*evil laughter* Mua ha ha haa

I'll find him (M9 tranquiliser gun appears out of nowhere) Ah thats where it got to. (grabbing gun) Don't worry I won't hurt him until I bring him back.

*starts warming up the tar, and taps the barrel of *

Great the tar otta be ready soon