h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well April Fools was okay, i got my whole family this morning! They were so easy, i got some people at school, but it was harder cause they were ready and they knew when it was an april fools joke. In english Mr. Gabrio pulled a trick. On the over head where he has what we are doing today, he said we were have a pop quiz, then silent reading, then collect homework even though we had none, then anne frank final, then reading in english book pages 18-200 then questions 1-25! then pop quiz number 2! Then at the end he says making small gurgling noises, then for the quote of the day it said in small print, "you are all fools, yo!" From the great Gabby. It was all a joke, but it was really good i think. Then in Math Mr. Sander told us a joke- a guy is riding a horse with his girlfriend, the horse trips once and the man on the horse says, "that is one." Then later on it trips again and the man says, "that is two." After a little while the horse trips again and then the man says, "that is three." then gets off his horse and shoots the horse until it is dead. Then his girlfriend says shocked, "Why did yo do that to the pore horse, it was a very good horse!" Then the man says, "that is one..." the joke ends there, but you get my point, it was very funny... LOL Happy April Fools Day!