h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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lil xxx

Thanks ACE!
I'm a bit lost at the moment 'cos I had a 3am call for a Heathrow run and I'm just getting back to life...
I'll be back when (if) I know what I'm doing.
From 'macmatica'

You've been lost for 3 years!


*places a ball of string and packet of bread crumbs in mac's pocket*


You them to find your way back, hunny


lil xx

Hi lil
String and breadcrumbs I can do.
So can the birds on the bird table outside.
Nearly sensible - won't be long....

Sensible?

This is Hootoo, we don't do sensible!