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J Posted Jul 21, 2003
I have a baseball university of life project that I'm working on. 'Tis hard
Clear?
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Andrew 3.0 Pro Posted Jul 21, 2003
crystal, love, crystal.
baseball eh?
i never liked baseball.
rather boring.
would it kill you to say something like "dell" or "Gateway"?
if you really don't know yet, just say farfignugin. that'll tell me straight off.
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J Posted Jul 21, 2003
Dell I think. Advice? I have most of the money on me. Give me a link to a good computer/deal
You don't like baseball? It's the only sport I can stand. Because running isn't as intense as with the other sports. Not that I can do it.
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Andrew 3.0 Pro Posted Jul 21, 2003
i was joking, i like baseball. not so much playing as..... watching.
computer deal.... hmmm....
well, what's the maximum you want to pay for a computer?
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J Posted Jul 21, 2003
Cheap. Dirt cheap if possible
I'm paying for it. Do you have MSN messenger? I find it superior to AIM and I'm always on it.
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Andrew 3.0 Pro Posted Jul 21, 2003
no, but i used to, and i can dowload it now. is it just lemonburner?
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J Posted Jul 21, 2003
[email protected]
It alerts you when you get an email message, and it's prettier. I like 'em
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Andrew 3.0 Pro Posted Aug 1, 2003
indeed.
sorry i haven't been on lately
i've just been busy.
check out this quote i found on some random site:
it's supposed to be something you put as your answering machine message
Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm SO depressed. I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, but all I get to do is answer the phone. Life. Don't talk to me about life. Just leave your name and number after the beep. Here comes the beep, God how I hate that beep, it's so cheery sounding.
i found it amusing.
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J Posted Aug 1, 2003
G'night
Do you know anything about the Wright Brothers I don't? I'm doing an entry on them.
I know that no person can possibly know much more than I do on the subject, but it's worth asking 
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Andrew 3.0 Pro Posted Aug 2, 2003
well, nothing other than the fact that they invented the time machine and tought sheep to speak pig latin.
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Andrew 3.0 Pro Posted Aug 4, 2003
i have, in my spare time, invented a new form of poetry.
i call it Zen Idiocy.
it's a working title, i'll change it later.
any way.
this form of poetry contains no similes, metaphors, line breaks, grammer, spelling or in fact actual language of the english language at all, at it's exreme.
a single zen idiocy poem contains any two words on a single line without punctuation, the combining of which is done to produce laughter.
such as:
epiphany fanfare
bagpipes cockfight
yodel cheesecake
shotgun yogurt
and the extreme form of it contains words that don't actually exist.
Blitheringhurst longtanks
farble kanker
grattle chansky
you try!
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