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The High Duke of Mars

After a year long hybernation cycle I am returned to form. I note that some of the larvae have matured and moved on.

Do tell, what is a Good Charlotte? And is it as tasty as a Bad Charlotte? If they are your Friends, why did you make them go away? And if eight people are the only Friends 50 million people have, how do these eight beings have time to pose in front of a telecapture device?

I note that your latest rovers have arrived. Intact. We don't mind you scraping about, but please don't grow too fond of those "blueberries". Once they hatch, they might be irate that some of them were ground into little powdery bits. As for your "Beagle", the larvae are overjoyed to have a new toy. Please send another.

With coldest regards, sipping a frozen CO2 slushie,

smiley - fish

-THDoM


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