h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why exactly?

What will become of my imbecelic ravings?
Will they be lost for ever in 'cyber space'
Will they be used to advertise lunacy as a useful past time?
Please tell me if you are reading this.

If you aren't reading this, feel under no obligation. 

If this is an entry, it sure reads like Kurt Schwitters on designer hallucinogenics. You might try forming sentences by first determining what their actual subject is, it works for me.
However, I like your audience interactivity.
A personal friend of mine thinks you are a herd of randomly typing monkeys. This is interesting. I have certainly encountered herds of monkeys giving biology lectures, but in my experience they do not research for the Hitchhiker's Guide. Please tell me, community, is this a frequently occuring phenomenon? Should we be worried? Should we be watching more Ape Planet reruns?