h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There i was walkin to the shops,and this t**t comes out of nowhere on one of those ing electric scooters..
This little t**t sent me and my walkman flying and my ing tape broke..
AND HE DIDNT EVEN APPOLOGISE.HE JUS ING CARRIED ON.THE ING T**T.
But i got my revenge.I picked up a rock n launched it off the t**ts head,and laffed my head off when he fell off his ing scooter.ha.ha.haaaaaaaaaaaaa.
cant u tell im such a kind,loving person.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wut a t**t!
howz u & dave l8ly

we r cool,im cin him at 12:30

im goin 2 lukes p**sup @ 5 yaaaaaay
were havin a shots contest!
sean normally wins!

does ur mom no?

i sed its jus a stop over so now i can get p**sed outta my face wivout her nowin!

yyyyyeh!

u & dave cool then??

yep,hes the best

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Good on you for teacher that b*****d a lesson that he'll never forget.

luv
j-laz

j-laz
i saw y/day
shuda saw him run[but that cold ov bin my manson tshirt!!

If i was you,i would give the ing alot of brain damage.
Show's what people are like these day's and i remeber once throwing brick's at my neighbour's daughter car and he saw me throwing them but i still call him a liar and my neighbour cat was crying saying she'll get in trouble but i don't give a what my neighbour ing think's cause i can't help having a attitude problem.
If i see my neighbour in his car or walking the ing street's i'll kill the ing ,i really have it in for him and my ing dad.

in hell

I know,my dad hate's me so much that i hate ing him back and whenever we go out for the day,he talk's to us and laugh's at our joke's but at home,he moan's and complain's about anything me,bro and sis doe's.
Try living with him,you'll leave after 1 min,lol