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deadpigs Started conversation Jun 1, 1999
I find nothing more disgusting than hair. Hair on heads is ok, nice even. But as soon as the creepy little things escape from the confines of a tight follicle they begin a terrible life of clinging.
Picture this: eating soup when a stray hair goes in your mouth.
This is terrible as once they get in your mouth you can try and try to get it out but unless they want to leave you will never do it. The bugger will tickle your throat until you do that retching stomach convulsion thing. Then all of a sudden it will disappear. Just like that. Magic.
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