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It turns out that ducks are the only animal whose voice does not echo. That is the reason my friend believes that ducks are evil. That is irrelevent. What is important is the idea that there are some very smug ducks waddling around ponds all over the world. Especially in areas that are prone to echoes. Think about it. If you were a duck, wouldn't you be smug? Not only are you absolutely adorable, but you are also completely unique. On second thought, I suppose they aren't really ALL that smug. Unlike many humans, they don't listen to themselves talk all day.


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