h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

-Stands up in circle- My name's Da, and I used to hate Sega twenty times a day. But now I've seen the light, and now I understand the true greatness of such wonderful games as Nights (wow!), Sonic Adventure (wow!!) and Radiant Silver Gun (wowowow!). Also the Dreamcast is really really cool. I haven't hated Sega for half a year now! -Sits down to round of applause-

I........**chokes on words**
Leader-you can say it come on
I.. always..hated sega but....**fights back the tears**
John- say it steve!
i always hated sega, and now........I still do! Haha! You and your poor consoles! with pants games!! Let's play Q and A. Master System?NES. Mega Drive? SNES. Saturn? N64, Playstation SNES, NES, Game Boy, Jaguar (you name it). Dreamcast? Dolphin. Sure you all think the dreamcast is great now, but what when in just 9 months time everyone else is playing on hyper realistic twice-as-fast-as-yours Dolphins and PSY's? You'll all look a bit silly that's what. (Everyone used to think the saturn was ok....) Oh and the only reason Sega has arcade games is after the saturn they had to branch into something else to avoid bankruptcy (Sega Pc games as well you'll note).
**Sprays the groups with gunfire and detonates grenade** This group has been liquidated*




*they may or may not have been insolent, but they were dumb