This is the Message Centre for kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

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Ivan the Terribly Average

smiley - bigeyes

*peers into 2legs' drawers and starts to rummage*

Don't worry, my hands are clean. smiley - erm Will they stay that way?


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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Yes! smiley - cross Yes! Your hands will stay clean; not only that, they will probably get even cleaner...
HOT water, really hot water, liberal soap goes 99% of the way to get ... things clean.... the additional use of household cleaning products as required, on an occasional basis is an additional level of cleaning, and there is, as you shall have noticed at the top of the first drawer, a bottle of spray anti-bacterial cleaner smiley - geeksmiley - scientistsmiley - blush Ooo see you found the coloured/clear glass one... it is so pretty isn't it... smiley - blushsmiley - rainbow Oh... yeh... those silicon ones arn't so nice to look at... smiley - ermsmiley - angel yeh... that one is quite heavy though isn't it... smiley - erm
ahh... well... yeh, that was just like from a DIY store... smiley - run


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Ivan the Terribly Average

It's the ultimate in DIY, isn't it?

Blimey, haven't seen one of those for ages. Doesn't it tickle?


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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Tickle? depends how its being used... and on what it's being used < smiley - biggrin
Seriously... A DIY store, for a few quid can furnish ... anyone with various bits of metal clamps, D-rings and such like, which, if bought from.... certain 'specialist' stores, for exactly* the same damn thing, they'll charge you about ten times waht the DIY store does smiley - snorksmiley - blushsmiley - angel
Oo you've found that*.... yes... it is a bit 'special'.... no... doesn't get used very often... just special occasions smiley - blush


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Ivan the Terribly Average

That explains the glitter.

And are those gauntlets?


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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Yes smiley - blush Yes they are... Of course, they didn't have the metal spikes, studs, D-rings, and fastening fixtures like that when I got them... I adapted it from an old pair of motor bike gauntlets...
Oh, yes, see, that can attach to them with the D-ring... the chain? Well that is what the ceiling hooks are for, you put it through, like this, or, there are more hooks above the staircase in the ceiling, or on the wall over here.... smiley - handcuffs


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Ivan the Terribly Average

Oh, I thought it was some sort of block and tackle arrangement. Clearly I don't get out much.


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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Not far off really... smiley - blush ... No... I'm the one who clearly doesn't actually* get out enough smiley - snorksmiley - blush


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Ivan the Terribly Average

Really? In that case, you're exploring new options in home entertainment...


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Effers;England.


smiley - smooch kea.

Not much to add smiley - biggrin except trying to give the total joke that calls themselves the BBC a kick in the g**s

As you were...


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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Hoh yus! smiley - biggrin I have various interactive home entertainment ... err... passtimes smiley - blushsmiley - run With which I think I may ahve to go to bed smiley - zzz see what tommorrow brings smiley - angelsmiley - flyingpigsmiley - friedegg


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Ivan the Terribly Average

*rummages a bit more*

smiley - yikes

*exit, pursued by a badger*


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kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

ah, the infamous badger drawer.


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Lanzababy - Guide Editor

smiley - roflsmiley - somersaultsmiley - run


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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

doesn't everyone have a badger drawer? smiley - biggrin
I've been multitasking today... doing housework... and testing some toys smiley - erm so smiley - sorry if I seem a bit hyperactive smiley - boingsmiley - run must get on, sweeping to go do... smiley - puffsmiley - diva


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