h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not much change in the table positions this week, with the only change being Alfredo Marquez hauling himself out of the bottom three at the expense of Megachedda, who - let's face it - should be more comfortable in the bottom three.

Icy North's team are firing at full power, and his massive 23 points this week comfortably outscores anyone else and puts him within touching distance of the faltering Montague Trout. It's also eased him to a cup win, and both he and Sprout have received their monetary awards. Hang on to your star players against those swoop bids!

B

Thanks B

Monetary awards? How does that all work, then?

I think you'll find that you now have £8m more than you did have.

B

Yes, I did notice I just wasn't expecting it.

Oh, I'm taking the lads out for a Chinese, so you might need to reduce it a bit.

These oriental prostitutes are damn expensive, aren't they?

B

And 40 minutes later, you fancy another one.

**blows beer out of nose**

Well, I see we've raised the tone.

B

I said I should have taken you to the all-you-can-eat while you were here, B. Instead, you had to have [tasteless joke about Brixham harbour removed].

I think my team needs a fiscal stimulus package