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Onions
Tom Started conversation Nov 30, 2002
Onions make me cry, they give me bad breath and don't really taste very nice. These reasons have influenced my decision that the onion is the devil's food.
Lets look at the evidence:
Onions are green. It is a well known fact that green is infact the devil's favourite colour. Many people think it is red, however I can assure you it is a greeny/onion like colour.
They make you cry. The devil makes people cry. Look at devil girl Drew Barrymore for example, cryed, was on hard drugs aged 13.
Therefore, my conclusion is that onion is infact the devil's food.
Devil's drink
Researcher 216477 Posted Jan 29, 2003
As well known as it is that Onions are the Devil's food, it is also common knowledge that the 'Sluhus Puppious', or Slush Puppy as it is commonly known, is in fact the Devil's favourite Drink - especially the green ones that taste of rat's piss.
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