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Onions

Post 1

Tom

Onions make me cry, they give me bad breath and don't really taste very nice. These reasons have influenced my decision that the onion is the devil's food.

Lets look at the evidence:

Onions are green. It is a well known fact that green is infact the devil's favourite colour. Many people think it is red, however I can assure you it is a greeny/onion like colour.

They make you cry. The devil makes people cry. Look at devil girl Drew Barrymore for example, cryed, was on hard drugs aged 13.

Therefore, my conclusion is that onion is infact the devil's food.


Devil's drink

Post 2

Researcher 216477

As well known as it is that Onions are the Devil's food, it is also common knowledge that the 'Sluhus Puppious', or Slush Puppy as it is commonly known, is in fact the Devil's favourite Drink - especially the green ones that taste of rat's piss.


Devil's drink

Post 3

Tom

A very valid point


Devil's drink

Post 4

Researcher 216477

As is yours...


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