h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

{room fills with darkness and a figure in a sweeping black robe enters, his face is hidden in shadow and a feeling of despair and demotivation follow in his wake. in your mind the phrase "The problem with being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume that your being pretentious" forms and you feel the overwhelming superiority of the robed figure pressing in on you.} hello, to the host of this personal space. to the rest of you , i dont care. you and i should join forces. my dominion of the world is alrready well under way. the souls of my fallen enemies already lie in eternal despair, i would hate to see you join them, together we will rule with iron and darkness.