h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just thought I’d share this with you..as it’s funny –but superdogmonkey (don’t feel weird sdm) featured in my dream last night…oddly enough, however - he was a kind of catweasel hippy with thick round-rim glasses, curly blonde hair and a wispy beard and lots of new-age lesbian christian didgeridoo playing mates..?!?! so, obviously my brain was on holiday…

But the gist of it was that I had to get my tipi to a site somewhere and turned up his rambling country farm/yard/commune/workshop and he insisted on showing me his ‘art’ (which comprised of plates made from orange and pink melted latex)….and then tried to went on to insist that I have all the furniture, which was subsequently piled onto the top of my car and lashed on with ropes….

Then we enjoyed the lesbian ensembles didg production (which was bloody awful – take it from a didg player who know awful didg when he hears it)….and then I woke up in the shower….

Any ideas where that came from??

It's all so patently obvious, a child of three could explain this!

Seeing me as a Catweazle figure is a manifestation of your stalking habits on this site. In the TV series "Catweazle", he is always in hiding from the modern day life he so fears and mistrusts .......... you are scared that your stalking of my every thread could lead to serious reprisals, hence hiding the unlawful actions of your lurking in your subcouncious.

Passing the melted plastic plates as *art* (which sounds a great idea)
merely reflects the common knowledge that all furniture designers get paid money for old rope and is in fact your id telling the left hand side of the brain that even though you try and pass your plastic covered chairs off as *cutting edge*, deep down you would prefer to be working for DFS Sofa World.

In a recent survey, digiredoo players were all found to be lacking in the genital department, and this in transfered to holding a huge instrument between their legs, which can be held in both hands and blown down!
Were you bullied at school?
Did you have unflattering remarks made to you in the showers?

As for the lesbian encounters ........ nothing wrong there, my son!

I hope this has helped you to take a swim in the lake of inner child, waiting to be released within you.

ahh that explains it all!!

and so your desire to tie furniture to the top of my car was simply a manifestation of your need to help me understand my latent desire to create the shite that resides within every DFS warehouse....it's all becoming clear now doctor...

BTW your 'art' wasn't so much melted platic plates..but more kind of pink cylcing shorts melted into the shape of plates...

also - not making any judgements here, but they weren't the pretty pretend porno lesbians that we all know and love...more like your butch dyke stereotype...hmmm