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has some holidays owing that he must use up before the end of the month.
so he is having them now

he wants to go away for a few days, but hopefully i can talk him out of it with this bad weather. i know its sounds ungrateful, but i hate and dread our times away in the caravan.

we are only going for 4 days, but he will still be here, under my feet till the 28th. so by then, my pc and keyboard will be covered in dust and i will have forgotten how to type

so now you can all talk about me, while im gone. just make sure its nice things

see you when i can..

morning helen...

sorry to hear you're being plagued by the ron .......

wear ear plugs and fantasise about about johnny depp..... works for me..... lol...

take care luv, i'm sure you'll survive... catch ya soon.....
sheryl...xxxx

hi there helen...i hope you have a lovely time,even with the .remember it's your holiday as well.make the most of it.Look forward to seeing you soon.ns salxxxx

go sea fishing and chuck him overboard lol

now, why didnt you think of that before i went.

im back now and its too late

ahh but don`t forget there`ll be more holidays

yes.

he has already worked out when his next week off is
ive got till june and its stressing me out already

ive told him that im not happy with his choice of holidays anymore and im going off on my own.
he thinks that im going to get a passport and go abroad....if only

hi helen....

good to see you're back in one piece luv.....
here sit down and relax with a .....

hi sheryl..

thanks for the

i didnt get to drink much booze on holiday.
it was too cold and i stuck to the cuppa soups

hi helen.....

cuppa soup with a drop of brandy...... mmmmmmmmm, could work eh....... lol....
irish coffee would be nice to, to warm you up......

trouble is...... i forgot to pack the brandy

brandy is french coffee yer daft woman lol

irish = whiskey


better still stick to the cider rofl

not being a big drinker. i dont know these terms..

believe that and you will believe anything

actually i had a very sober break.
one bottle of malibu to last all week.
i must be slipping

of course i believe you

oooooooo you little liar

there`s nowt little about me lol

you forget.

ive seen you in real life.

you can try and kid everyone on here, but it
dont wash with me

the best bit was covered up

i think

yes. unfortunately

i dont think that mrs or would have approved though

definitely not the lol

ruight i`m off to me bed

nite hun sleep well

g xxxx