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Post 1

Aleric B

 The man in the shack is my hero. Just a guy, some whiskey, a cat and a piece of fish in a one room shack. Now that's living...
 


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Post 2

Beefhawk

The cat could go...
Never liked the blasted things. My Uncle's cat just jumped on his face while he was sleeping. The stupid thing really scratched up his face and the inside of his mouth, he had to go to the hospital. Now if that old fellow had a badger instead, he would have a lasting companion that would finish him off if it ever started clawing his face.


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Post 3

Aleric B

Yeah, but the whole thing wouldn't work without the cat. I suspect he was the REAL ruler of the universe, and the man was just his little puppet. I mean, think about it. That's why they bring the cat fish, and give the man booze. Would you really want the guy who makes decisions about the fate of the universe getting drunk?


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