h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you change your name more often than i change my toilet roll.

write it down this time!

CHKetchup

it gets worse colonel, i ordered a new password cos for some reason got chucked off and since then have been put back on as this name. i will only use 'alternatives' and you can call me kris but that was for people who know me from the message boards and my real name you might know by now is micheline but that is not the end of it oh no, in rl most everyone calls me micky, misha, mick, mishie, mitchalin, mitch, or meeshleen.

on here i am trying to use the one name micky. what is your name huggy. this is the only emoticon i have learned on here yet

i knew these already.

and i love using this one :-p

i put my name on my userpage because people insisted on calling me 'he', it's Angela. apparently i come across a bit blokeish, must be the aftershave...

i'm an emoticon junkie, i know em all...
is handy, thats < bleep > funnily enough. never tried the lighthouse... ooh thats bound to be useful...

got sidetracked just then. i'm from Noddyland, aka Cumbernauld, where are you broadcasting from?

(thats < nahnah > ) CAHKetchup

(thats < peacesign >

end of tutorial

cheers angela, you are very nice and lots of fun.

i live in colchester which is a decent size and am on the edge of the countryside and 20 mins from the beach north east essex style (think eastenders day trip)

i'm going to have to look up cumbernauld cos i have no idea. do you fancy coming to play with some wonderful characters. click on the conversations on lh side of my intro, just testing and is this are two strands you will find them on and one of those is the start of a new game of cheddar gorge which looks easy to play.

see you there ?

ps you deffo come across as a bit blokeish but that is an accoutrement surely

gender discrimination in the military is what it is!

i'm taking this too seriously, aren't i? sorry for the delay, been a bit hectic up here in cumbernauld, 20 miles north-east of glasgow, search h2g2 under 'cumbernauld, north lanarkshire' for a rather bleak description. see how i just slipped that in there?

i would be honoured to join in with you and your friends, but i'm a bit cyber-shy and i'm also here through my telly so i don't even have a keyboard. as you can imagine, this makes my conversations excruciatingly slow. its taken me 15 minutes to type this

which messageboard did you defect from? i'm a leisuredistrict escapee, there are tons of us here, even got a club page at U201567, if you fancy a peek.

well...i'll be on me way,
take care,
Colonel Angela

hi kernal

i saw the leisure district "mob" seed and grow here, loup gets about a lot. so i read some of his convos with romani, samarkand and a few others when they first sparked up. never did work out properly what it was all about but am always attracted to vigorous personalities and able minds

what a pity you cant participate more. how hard is it to get a keyboard?? it sounds very labourious for you at the mo. i will come visit the club page and hopefully hear from you again soon.


kris

hi again

'vigorous personalities and able minds'? ahhh, you mean NUTTERS? we're here through an email link of questionable legality, rebels that we are.

i could procure a tv keyboard for £30, but the cable company won't let me! something about 'consistent non-payment of bills'...cheek.

must dash, i think i hear sirens

Angela(prisoner#630506)

youre cute as a little button angela.

nutters is something i can relate to so come and visit as often as you like. the tv, cable, no keyboard thing is beyond my imagination. i am all for a little lawlessness though

kris