h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Monday, for the first time in many years, I partook of some weedy substances normally smoked (YKWIM?).... How did I manage to function, back in the day? I spent yesterday feeling cloudy-headed, my lungs as though I had smoked two packs of cigarettes, and am still feeling rather fuzzy.

Am I getting old?????

Did I mention that, also, despite being liberally sprayed with repellant and sitting right over the citronella candle, I got bitten by some voracious mosquitos through not just my pants but the seat of the patio chair I was sitting on? I must have 20 bites on my "back 40"....

My poppies are just ripenning.


I'll be getting the razor knife out tomorrow to start making some very nice incense.






Citronella has been clinically proven to not work and yet it still sells.

I´ll just have the small gring, thank you.

Mudhooks, you aren´t old- it´s just that the damn stuff is now the herbal equivalent of Everclear. The amateur *scientific* community (mostly here in BC) have cut their own throats by producing frankensensimillia that the UN has now declared to be as dangerous as your incense, Anhaga. (In the refined sense, of course)

Nope not getting old, you are old and getting older...hope that clears the matter up...unless you cannot get any older but now are transmuting into flowers birds ect via the beetle bugs bacteria that have consumed you...