h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good evening Mr President.
Following several failed assasination attempts I wish to assure you that I mean business when I say that if after seven days you can not prove to me that your presidency has not consisted of several gross abuses of power and squandering of tax payers money you will be brought to trial and impeached for your more dubious of political affairs.

By the way please vote for me in the next elections and have a nice day!

Wotwot? Scandal? Elections? Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!

*considers banning elections and setting army (read: dogs) on polling officials but decides that may possibly maybe turn public opinion against him*

Um... proof... um...

I delivered on my election promise that I would not take it seriously?

One promise. Is that all you can say you have delivered on.

I demand that you re-assert you mandate and call an immediate election so that the community can have their say.

(Plus we need a good election again it's been almost two years since the last one)

Shazz is in charge of elections. This is a democratic community and thus we must bow down to Shazz and follow her every whim.

I'm quite happy for another election... I'll consider it an honour to prove my popularity. *wonders what the current bribing rate is*

Actually, I'd quite appreciate somebody 1) assassinating me, 2) impeaching me, 3) overthrowing me in a bloody coup, or 4) beating me in a democratic (ish) election. I've tried to encourage the first three but none of them work, so it'll have to be the fourth.

He -he.

I'll have to get campaigning then.

Will I have time what with getting ready for the Scottish Parliamnet IRL in may as well

Hey! Forget that, this is far more important!