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Journals... blarrg. Ive never liked this things much. i suppose ill write one from time to time. Well, heres #1.
Paintball has to be one of the single most pleasureful activites that has ever been legal. What isn't amazingly invigorating about running at top notch speed through whatever demonic course the sadistic paintball lords can possibly imagine. Then, all at the same time, gellitan balls filled with some form of paint whiz by that make you feel like our reliving some awesome seen from saving private ryan, or some great war flick. The adreanalin rush is totaly constant. Look, I'm shaking with wartime jitters from the whole ordeal earlier today. Anyways, One the 7th day, after God woke from his nap and created Duct Tape, he made paintball.
Thats enough for today. I shall return


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