h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, this is it, too much time and cash is being invested to turn myself out of this one. With the help of the cream called the 806 Click, set lists will be burned and the stage worship installed by the early nineties indie movment shall be no more. The arts will no longer be seperate but equal. Nay, they shall be joined into The One. The great ideas of man shall force man to become the great ideas of art, forcing evolution and leaving a new humankind. Like a sulphur match, sparked in the dark, a flame and then a glowing new people full of glamour and the magic of creation (who, hopefully, won't make me pay so much freakin' rent and wear so many bleedin' clothes).