h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...sda! For the love of Bob, all I wanted was carrots. May the hungry reindeer trample their revenge upon you, and the trolley you rode in on.

I feel your pain..I had to do Iceland this morning

Its shutting for a day peole , its not the start of a fecking famine!!!!!!!

On the plus side, no food = no queues.

You been into Santa's JD, you naughty girl?

My local Morrisons looked like WW3 was being staged in the fruit and veg section ..... two ladies were having a battle over a french stick it was a pantomine ..... and before you say it .... oh yes it was

Actualy it wasn't as bad as i was expecting ..bad enouggh though...

n not yet..though i'll be in the vodka later..was just changing my tag
while i can still spell

Oh no it wasn't! It was like a theatrical production. I'll say one thing, Asda sure had plenty of sprouts. Thinking of making sprout vodka.

Sprout vodka?

you're a sick woman!

I'm only socially sick, like a social alcoholic. Fancy some turkey with Bacardi Breezer sauce?

I'll give it a try ...hic

I had a few people here Halloween , n Genie made up two big bowls of sex on the beach..absolutely gorgeous, but totallly lethal! ..oh n i broke my toe

I've never had a sex on the beach, had a few blow-jobs though. Rather nice...can we chat about pornographic cocktails all night? I haven't had a mod email in ages.

What you doing for Hogmanay?

Oooh, and did your toenail fall off?

you haven't been here for ages thats why! i've not had any since you left ..used to be more like 5-10 a day 'sighs nostaligally'



I'm not dooing anything..was gonna go out but can't be arsed with the hassle n expense i'm going tothe pics on the 2nd ,genies party the 3rd n the meet the 10th though so,,

err no

not even sure i broke it , just felt like it! I was unpacking the big bag of stuff genie hd brought for the cocktils n things n i dropped it on my foot..big bottle of vodka n 4 cartons of juice

After a few sex on the beaches..ok more like about 12..i walked up the garage though

Has it healed up now though? Suppose it'll probably look a bit squint, poor toe. As you mentioned the Christmas meet...do you know of any floors that might be on offer if I scrape up the cash? And would you meet me at the bus station?

yeah its ok now...was my big toe too!


You can stay here you daft mare.. n course i will..

Take it you weren't kicking arses for a while then?

If you've got a bath I'll sleep in that, and be assured I shall bring drink. How many have you got on your floors? I know you'll have one extra in your bed.

Who says i will ?

I usually sleep on the sofa cos the ghost...but i might be able to mmake an exception ..if hhe doesnt stay at his mates that is.

I've got fords, werekitty (and maybe her b/f), and aybe missy.. oh n creachys staying just the saturday night.

i got the xmas s..or some sort of s ..kick me in arse before i flood the plsace?

Booot!

ta